Notice God's unutterable waste of saints, according to the judgment of the world. God plants His saints in the most useless places. We say - God intends me to be here because I am so useful. Jesus never estimated His life along the line of the greatest use. God puts His saints where they will glorify Him, and we are no judges at all of where that is. ~Oswald Chambers, My Utmost For His Highest, August 10

Tuesday, December 08, 2009

He's not sexist and other funny things

Asking for a Christmas cookie:

Captain: Mom, can I have a ginger human.


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At breakfast:

Meg: Mom, I make a motion that next Sunday we have the other kind of breakfast sausage.

Luc: All in favor, say "Me!"


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Belgee carrying around several dinosaurs dropped one while sitting on my lap. I was searching around the floor for it when Belgee (age 2) says, "Don't worry. I have these dinosaurs."


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At Gana's citizenship oath ceremony:



Captain: Mom, when I grow up I'll be a U.S. citizen like Daddy.


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Listening to Santa Claus is coming to town:



"He sees you when you're sleeping; he knows when you're awake....."



Luc: Creepy.
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5 comments:

Anonymous said...

*ROTFLOLOLOL*

There was a show on t.v. years ago called Kids Say the Darndest Things, hosted by Art Linkletter. All these comments would have made that show, Daja... every one! =)

Just precious!!

Lady Dorothy said...

LOL! "Creepy." My thoughts exactly!

Okay, Cappy and Luc are tied for first place, with Belgee a close second. Don't tell me the other kids have grown out of cute things to say!!

Joy said...

Ginger humans. How funny!

Be glad your writing their cute sayings down. You'll all enjoy them years down the road.


Joy

Ronnica said...

Definitely creepy!

Lady Dorothy said...

Okay, I literally laughed out loud AGAIN when reading Luc's "Creepy" again this year. I could just see his face! LOL!